The Hills Season 5 Starts Off With a Bang, Boom, Bam, FIGHT!!!

Oh no he did not!!!!

Last night America watched as the gals from Laguna Beach made their debut in season 5 of The Hills last night!

However things went down in the season premier that I was not expecting!

Last night we were graced by 2 back to back episodes of the premier, and frankly it could not have started off any better!

Laurens gal pals Audrina and Lo worked pretty hard at throwing her a surprise party on a boat. Naturally Spencer's little sister Stephanie got an invite and told Heidi about it.

Stephanie tells Heidi that it should be fine if Heidi decides to tag along to the party; especially seeing that Lauren and Heidi are on somewhat cordial terms.

Lauren is pretty surprised when Stephanie totes Heidi along with her to 'her' birthday party. The whole thing was pretty immature, and frankly I think it is about time Lauren 'gets over it'. It's pretty clear that Heidi is genuinely sorry for the sex tape rumor that went around a few years ago. Lauren however looks a little aggravated that Heidi is there.

Anyhow, while Heidi attempts to break the tensions Spencer is out at some bar with his friends. Like the sleaze he is, we witness Spencer hitting on some trashy looking old lady bartender.

Ah, but we have a snitch hiding out in the background. Remember Stephanie's boyfriend from season 4? The two are broken up now, but I guess have remained friendly.

Well he happens to be at the same bar at the same time Spencer is trying to put the moves on this old looking bar lady.

He takes it upon himself to send Stephanie a text letting her know that her brother is trying to pick up the bartender.

Stephanie of course passes the message over to Heidi.

Heidi has a bit of a melt down, and confides in Lauren, where the two share some words, some tears, and some laughter. It was a really nice moment, and the scene became one of my favorite Lauren and Heidi moments.

Heidi decides top call Spencer up and call him out on the whole situation while he is still at the bar.

Once he hangs up with speaking with Heidi, he makes his way over to Steph's ex, and tries to get all froggy on him.

After a few stupid words, Spencer takes 5 swings at the guy and busts his chin open. It was seriously a WOW moment because I was not at all expecting liddle 'ole Spencer to be able to rough that dude up. It was actually pretty funny, the other guy didn't even TRY to hit him back (I think for good reasons....can someone say LAWSUIT?).

So after getting his chin mashed up like spaghetti sauce, he then texts Stephanie AGAIN to tell her Spencer just hit him for no reason. Frankly he was right, Spencer only went at him for spilling the truth, which was bound to come out anyway. I mean hello... see the cameras?!

Heidi gets the news of the fight. The next day we are taken to morning when Heidi decides to go to the bar and ask the old maid if Spencer was in their hitting on her.

The girl admits that Spencer was behaving disrespectfully, and takes Heidi's side in the ordeal.

Man what a two face!!! (Details further in article)

Heidi then goes home, where she confronts Spencer whom acts like he is innocent, and that Steph's ex boyfriend made the rumor up. Heidi however knows the truth, and lets Spencer know she went down to talk to the bartender.

Not many words are exchanged, and Heidi packs up some things and heads home to Colorado to spend some time away from Spencer and to see her parents.

While in Colorado, her mom tries setting her up with her first boyfriend Colby, whom she thinks would be good with Heidi. It was really a desperate move, but I totally understand where her mom is coming from.


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Meanwhile back home in LA Lauren confronts Stephanie for allowing Heidi to tag along. Stephanie is pretty much confused at her attitude, and does not understand why Lauren cannot get along with Heidi; that it is not fair to close Heidi out based off of whom she is dating, that Heidi is her own person, and that she misses Lauren.

Lauren though being the grudge holder (like me) tells Stephanie to stop pushing a friendship with Heidi on her.

Honestly it was pretty odd seeing that things looked like they were relatively patched up between her and Heidi on the boat during Laurens party.

At any rate, it made Lauren look a little childish, but it is what it is right?

Anyhow, while Heidi is gone Spencer decides to yet again go to the bar to have words with the bar lady. This time she flips around her oh so nice personality that she presented to Heidi, and tells Spencer that his girlfriend is crazy.

What a two face. At any rate, I'm glad for it because Spencer and this broad seem to be a pretty perfect match. Hahah!!! I hope it all works out for them, seriously I do. I hope this grub becomes Heidi's ticket out of the tainted relationship she is in.

All in all these 2 season premieres get solid 5 star ratings from me!

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The season looks like it is going to be a killer season, and the looks of the coming attractions it seems that Spencer may be out of Heidi's life before the season even ends, and little miss bar maid seems like shes going to play a huge role in the final nail in the Spencer Heidi saga.

Although I find the bar maid to be repulsive, I'm glad she's the one who will take on Heidi's leftover baggage.

New York Goes To Work, Coming Soon to VH1!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know what it is about her... Tiffany Pollard, aka New York. I find her to be repulsive, yet at the same time she is so god-dang addicting.

Tiffany Pollard was one of VH1's first 'date show contestants' to get her very own Spin-off show.

If you have followed her since her VH1 time line began, you will remember New York from Flavor of Love. After being dumped by Flavor Flav (twice) VH1 decided to give her the opportunity to find love on her own terms. A few months later VH1 gives birth to the I Love New York Show.

After failing in her first love attempt, she was given yet another show I Love New York 2. We learned in her last show New York Goes to Hollywood that her and Tailor Made were dunzo.

Once that show ended though we pretty much hadn't heard anything about New York, and when we all watched her turn down a role for I Love New York 3, fans just assumed that she would disappear and we'd not hear about her ever again.

Once again though VH1 resurrected their old time favorite gal New York by giving her yet another show which is labeled as New York Goes to Work.

This show is a little different from all of New York's previous endeavor's. In this reality show, America will get to decide the weekly fates of New York.

Some people love her, some people hate her, and some people they love her and hate her all at the same time.

In New York Goes to Work, viewers will have the opportunity to text vote on which job New York should be taking on the following week. The vote with the highest numbers will be the job that New York must do.

It can range from anything to waitressing, sewer plants, farming, and more.

Although I know VH1 is hoping for this one to be successful, I think that many of us are a little tired of New York. But hey, maybe she will have some new tricks up her sleeves in order to rake in the ratings! We shall see, we shall see!!!

New York Goes to Work will be airing on May 4th 2009 on VH1 at 10pm. I know I'll be tuning in!

Real Chance of Love 2: Coming Soon to VH1

I am addicted to VH1 reality shows. Although I am well aware that a lot of editing goes into these reality shows, I still eat them up like a starved wolf. I fall in love with the quirky contestants, and I even end up hating a few of them.

About a year ago I predicted that Chance would get his own love show after New York dumped him. The time eventually came, only I was not expecting both Real and Chance to star in it.

If you have been following, you already know that both Real and Chance were dumped by Tiffany Pollard in her I Love New York show.

Real was also denied by Hoopz (contestant loser from Flavor of Love).

Almost as quickly as his engagement went denied, VH1 decided to whip up a love show for both of the brothers to hopefully find love. Another spin-off, off of a spin-off!

Real Chance of Love aired and fans of the Stallionaire's got to watch as both Real and Chance tried to find loves to call their own.

Now normally I LOVE reality TV, especially when they are fueled by drama, cat fights, and big fake boobies.

Real Chance of Love though was probably the most disappointing reality spin-off love show VH1 has ever brought to fans.

The brothers seemed to take on a whole new persona, where their thuggish first impressions were melted away with feminine catch phrases, rhinestone studded jackets, ridiculously girly hair styles, and shiny bling bling that even a girl would find too overwhelming.

I knew before the show ended that Chance was not really looking for love (more like publicity), and I predicted that Real and Cornfed would end as quickly as their relationship began.

Although each and every episode became more painful to watch than the last, I kept up with the show just to see who would fight with who. I love the fights.

Finally the season ended, and I was grateful.

Then today, while roaming around the web, what do I find?

I find an article on VH1.com stating that Real and Chance will be back to the limelight to once again give it a go at finding love.

That is correct ladies and gents, Real Chance of Love is coming back for yet another season! So far their are no official announcements on air dates, but VH1 tends to work fast, and I predict the show will be on the air before the fall season.

Stay tuned!

12 Pack Joins Contestants on VH1's New Spin-Off, Daisy of Love

I was honestly going to completely skip out on watching Daisy of Love, because frankly when I saw the commercials for the show it was all to clear that she had some sort of cosmetic surgery done to her face, which made Daisy not even look like the Daisy I had remembered from VH1's reality show, Rock of Love.

Anyhow, Daisy of Love is basically another one of them VH1 spin-off shows. As flooded as the network has become with their reality shows, VH1 manages to capture new audience's, and keep old ones happy with their non-stop delivery of sleazy reality TV.

If anyone followed the Rock of Love series, perhaps you already know Daisy. She was season 2's runner up. Unfortunately Bret Michael's picked that other old lady chick as his lover.

Daisy went home, in tears... and thus VH1 decided to give this blond bombshell her own show.

Now in my opinion when it came to Daisy, I could never distinguish if she was hot or not. One moment she'd look smoking hot, and another she'd resembled a plastic surgery gone wrong talk show host.

At any rate, it definitely looks like Daisy De La Hoya had some new work done to her face, even if it's for the better, it still fools me into thinking she's someone else. Haha!

Anyhow, the new series puts Daisy in charge. This time she calls all the shots, and she is out and about and looking for love.

This week though I learned a little something new about the show. 12 Pack, whom we originally met on I Love New York (contestant in competing for New York's love) will also be competing for Daisy's love on her new show.
I find it a bit funny that his face has been promoted on VH1 so many times, and he's yet to win over the audience enough to get HIS own show. Regardless of that though, 12 Pack was always a charming favorite of mine and as soon as I learned that he would be a contestant in the new show, I knew I had to tune in.

So for Daisy fans, or 12 Pack fans, Daisy of Love is definitely a new spin-off reality show you will not want to miss.

The show airs on VH1 on Sunday, April 26th 2009, at 9pm.

VH1 Charm School Season 3, Airing This Summer 2009

I follow all of VH1's sleazy dating shows. I fall in love with certain newbie contestants, and grow to hate others. However with every new show, or spin-off show that VH1 airs, I find I am hopelessly addicted.

Todays focus is on Charm School. The show basically compiles a group of girls from older reality shows whom they feel could use a lesson in how to become more charming, and less of train wreck.

The show was so popular that VH1 aired a season 2, where Sharon Osbourne was the judge.

I decided to poke around the web today to see if perhaps Charm School would be back for a season 3. Well, I was happy to discover that season 3 is in fact in the works.

The best part about the new season though is not the fact that we will be seeing a few former reality show losers compete for the big prize, but the judge of season 3 is none other than Riki Lake!!! Riki will not be alone though, this season will be adding in another judge; Alani "La La" Vazquez.

This season contestants will include bad girls from VH1's dating reality shows, Rock of Love Bus, and Real Chance of Love.

The show basically tries to show another side of these bad girls by training them how to conduct themselves properly. Week after week the girls compete in competitions to show the judges that they are changing. The one contestant that fails to impress the judges gets expelled!

As of now there is no official release date, but the show is said to be hitting VH1 this summer of 2009! So stay tuned!

I Love Money 2: The Entertainer Is Sent Packing! Tailor Made Style!

It was a sad day in reality game show history last night. Mommas basement boy Frank The Entertainer was sent packing.

If anything I'd say I'm glad. His large mouth, and huge ego just got on my nerves, which is odd because I really liked him in season 1 of I Love Money.

This season though, being the veteran that he was, he went into the game thinking it was made for him; to own it, to rule it, to win it.

Unfortunately he should have kept his eyes open a little wider and not let the ego go to his head. Any reality TV junkie knows that Tailor Made is a sly, sneaky cat, and usually he gets exactly what he wants.

This week Tailor Made was chosen as the teams captain. Over on the other team they chose Saphayri as their team captain.

When the rules allowed 2 of the teams worst members to be dead weight during the hanging challenge, Becky lame ass buckwild could not throw the challenge like she did last week.

So this time the losing team finally had a chance seeing that Becky nor 20 Pack were able to sabotage the event.

Tailor Made and his team won! Finally!!!

The best part about this particular episode though is that the rival team wastes their 15 minutes deliberating on who will go into the box to be sent home. There are 3 people that must go into the box; making those 3 vulnerable to being sent home.

Tailor Made has been gunning to get The Entertainer out of the house for ages now, and seeing that the other team wasted their time arguing over who goes into the box, it is now up to the rival team to pick 3 members to go into the box.

Tailor does not hesitate. He sends into the box The Entertainer, Saaphayri, and Frenchie.

After an outing, you really don't know who Tailor Made is going to chose to send home.

He hands out the first check to remain in the game to Frenchie.

Two left. Saaphayri and The Entertainer.

A sad day for Frank, because his $250,000 check was voided by Tailor Made.

With Frank gone and no longer pulling the strings, the other contestants finally have a chance to win it, and win it all....especially seeing that next week it is every man for himself! Teams have been voided!

I must say, as annoying as he was, I felt pretty bad that he had to go back home to his parents basement. Oh well....better luck next time?

The City, Season Finale Recap

I tried tuning in to The City last night only to discover that it was not airing. Turns out last weeks episode was the final episode to the show. I felt pretty stupid; I mean being a hardcore fan of the show, and I didn't even know that last week was the final week. I should have known better though because it ended in that perfect manner as to where they could totally skip on making a season 2, because it left off on a pretty finished and finalized note.

In the finale episode we all already know about Whitney and Jays sort of break up. (Jay went off to do a tour with his band)Whitney sulks about it for a little while, and it manages to create a sad aura that surrounds her during a very important event.

Olivia and both Whitney have been told about a job opportunity abroad.Seeing that Olivia was non-stop taking the credit for the clothing chosen for a magazine cover (Whitney actually picked the entire outfit, as Olivia thought it was too colorful), they chose her to come for the job instead of Whitney, who righteously deserved it. (At any rate, the show is out, so the big wigs know who is the snake filled with venom, and who was deserving). During this event though, Jay decides to call Whitney. When she answers he tells her he is outside and to come meet him.

I personally was disgusted. I prayed and prayed she used her brain and dumped him for good. In the back of my mind though, I also thought perhaps she would be willing to give him another shot like her old sidekick LC who always gave dirtbags another round, even when they were not deserving.Whitney though surprised me when she cordially dumped Jay in the sweetest of ways! She gave him a dose of his own medicine, and frankly watching her move on from scuzz bucket was awesome!

Season 2 is rumored to be in the makes!