Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Ghost Adventures, Magnolia Lane Plantation Recap

Voodoo, Hoodoo, Voodoo, Hoodoo.

Frankly I have got to give the trio mad props on the Magnolia Lane episode of Ghost Adventures. I sure as hell would not of performed a voodoo ritual before being locked down in this haunted location, where Voodoo was said to have taken place back in the slave days.

The plantation was the home of thousands of slaves who worked out in the cotton fields, many died from disease, and I'm sure many died under other circumstances.

At any rate, the place is said to be riddled with disembodied voices, tapping's and so on.

A typical haunt, only throw the word voodoo and hoodoo in there, and it freaks me out!

Not the Ghost Adventure crew! They decide it is a good idea to entice the spirits by preforming a ritual on the plantation before getting locked in.

The trio is split up this time. Aaron and Zak are locked in Cabin 1, while Nick is locked in alone in the plantations on site hospital.

Before even making it to their lock down cabin, they expeirnce one of the cabins lights flickering on and off on its own. It was strange, but in my opinion could be bad electric. It did however happen a lot, which was interesting considering the voodoo ritual took place shortly before.

In the hospital building, nothing really happens to Nick, but Aaron and Zak catch quite a few interesting voices, chantings, and screams which all sound pretty frigging convincing.

Zak manages to catch the attention of a spirit, or spirits- after daring the spirit to do voodoo on him!

Good Lord, this guy is crazy! At any rate, not long after that, he begins to hear screaming, and ritualistic chanting going on in the very room he is sitting in.

Frankly it scared the crap out of me, but not quite as much as the odd drum beat music that they caught in another room while no one was in it.

All in all the Magnolia Lane Plantation episode was pretty startling, and very scary. An episode I highly recommend you don't miss.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Secret Life Of The American Teenager, Season 3 Premiere

Gosh someone gag me. I absolutely think that The Secret Life of The American Teenager is the most piss poor false look at teen pregnancy, not to mention the acting sucks. However, someone needs to gag me, because I have been oddly hooked to the show since the very first season. I know, it's shameful.

I find though that I end up yelling and screaming at the TV every time it is on, and I lost count on how many times the word 'sex' was used in every episode. I think we are up to a count in the thousands by now though. Like Seventh Heaven, the show is fake, there is no other way to put it. Not a single character is believable.

The worst fake character by far though goes to the little Christian virgin named Grace.

She is the season premieres main focus, and I'm sure you are wondering why?

Little Gracie got all hot and bothered, and let her ex cheating ex boyfriend, now boyfriend pop her little virgin cherry! Whoopsie!

Instead of it being a big secret naturally the world has to know, including mom, big bro bro, and half the frigging school. Yes, loosing your virginity in the world of 'THE SECRET Life' includes a public announcement. Someone gag me. Also, can someone tell me who has a secret, because everything is pretty public in this flick?

In my day if a teen had sex, only her BFF knew about it. There was no public blog or forum on the subject. Not to mention the fact that the word 'sex' alone was like an omen. Yah just never spoke of it, especially to mom and pops. Maybe in a parents dream would their teens share such information. Most of them are unlikely to even 'go there'.

Anyhow, Grace gets her virginity swiped away by Jagged chin Jack, and mommy and big bro bro just head home from the airport of seeing daddy off to some... uhm... wherever.

Anyhow, before they even arrive back home Grace loses her virginity, Jack announces it to her mother, and we discover that Grace's dads plane went down and he was dead.

Here is where we have a big fat fake factor. God only knows how the pop was confirmed dead so quickly, and God only knows why they would be home so quickly after discovering such news? Strange things happen in secret life though folks, strange things indeed.

Frankly if I watched a plane go down my mom or dad was on, I sure as hell wouldn't be home 10 minutes later to pass along the 411. I'd wait around for someone to at least let me know if they were dead, and if finding the body ever came about. But no, not in the secret life. No no. Grace learns right after freeing herself of her virginity that her dad dropped dead. Nice way to impact the Christian girl who normally followed the rules... mess her all up and shit. Why not have her slit her wrists next? Yes, at least that'd be realistic.

The ice cream on top of the popped cherry though has got to be when Graces brother announces that Grace killed their dad. Yup ladies and gents, they want the girl to believe that her vagina killed her father. Can we please get some new writers? I know the scene was not meant to be funny, but I was laughing my ass off at this point. Poor little Christian girl, her vagina killed her daddy.

Anyway, this is the main drama we got going on in the premier. Graces murdering vagina aside, let us focus on Amy.

She has her baby, yadda yadda, Ben is jealous of the baby's daddy, and Amy gets mad. I'm summing this up best I can without boring you, because in all honesty their drama scenes were pretty low key and lame compared to the killing vagina.

Let us move on to Amy's mamasita. Turns out they wrote in Molly Ringwald's pregnancy into the script. Well done, it is the realest thing we will see all season most likely.

The fun though is that the father of the baby may not be George's. It ma very well be her new boyfriend/bosses that she's apparently been sleeping with. They have George's character written in as being fixed! Uh oh! George cant be the father...but we all now how that's going to go don't we folks?

Yep, George's operation likely was not a success, thus dubbing him the babies real daddy. Yawn.

Anyhow, episode 2 is on tonight, so stay tuned for more fun fakeness, and plane crashing vagina's.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

King Of Pop Has Passed Away. RIP Michael Jackson

Today was an upsetting day for me, I woke up to discover one of my 70's sweethearts had passed away; Farrah Fawcett.

Then at around 6pm, I got a horrible text message stating that MJ was dead. I did not need to second guess who MJ was, I knew MJ meant Michael Jackson.

In a hurry I rushed to my computer to google this information. I couldn't believe it, it couldn't be true. Not my childhood heart throb!!!

Yet sure enough, in big bold lettering, I discovered that my 80's heart throb was in fact dead; it was no rumor at all.

TMZ reports that Michael was rushed to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. He is said to have passed from a cardiac arrest, at the age of 50.

Let us bow our heads in a moment of silence to remember our King Of Pop. This legend will never be forgotten.

Source: http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dies-death-dead-cardiac-arrest/

Monday, June 22, 2009

Is The Sims 3 Growing Boring Already?

-My article also seen on AC. It is approximately 20 days since The Sims 3 hit shelves, and fans of the game lined up to snag a copy before they sold out.

I was one of the fortunate ones who pre-ordered the game at Gamestop, and got my game in hand on the day of the release. The rumor is, that there are still people waiting for their pre-releases, which is just ridiculous.

At any rate, it's been 20 days, and I must say the first week of gaming was a heck of a lot of fun. I learned the new controls, got an understanding on how to roam, build, and run the lives of my Sims.

20 days later though, and I must say I'm getting kind of bored. The reason for this is the lack of objects, and things for my Sims to do in the community. I can only collect bugs, fish, and rocks in the same places day after day, till finally it loses its charm.

Same goes for the building of things. With a limited amount of trees, shrubs, and flowers, my environment looks all relatively the same except for a few color and fabric changes.

Yes my Sims have the option to fill their inventory with a guitar, a book, a baseball, or a football for outside community activities, but seriously that's all I have to work with. The game still does not allow us to swim in lakes or oceans which is just stupid, and weather changes makes my sun shiny world lack change.

Although I enjoy gaining a skill point by looking through a telescope, or by reading a book, cooking, or working out, once my skills are maxed what is left?

I understand the new game is packed with all sorts of new things. My Sims are smarter. That's great, but what the heck can these smart Sims do besides roam around making simmish conversations with other Sims and improving skills.

20 days in, and already my game is beginning to feel like a repetitive routine. I wanted more. I admit we got more as far as graphics, a live town, and improved Sims AI intelligence, but besides that, it feels like we have been limited everywhere else.

The Sims, besides being a game, was also considered one of the best games as far as building and customizing goes. Right now though, it feels like all of that has been taken away and we are left with ugly hair, skin, clothing, and a huge lack in accessories and makeup. Don't even get me started on the bland selection of objects and furniture.

As of now, I will leave the game as is, and pick it back up again once they release an expansion pack. This is huge considering I was once a giant fan of The Sims. Normally I'd play my game daily without ever growing sick and tired of it. I think a lot of that had to do with customized downloads. As of now EA has such a tiny selection, and there are no free object downloads as of yet for the game, besides user made homes and color assorted clothing (no new meshes).

All I know, from my standpoint, is that EA better hurry up on the expansion pack, because gamers are likely to skip out on it all together if things don't start coming fast, and looking well.

Ways to earn Store Sim Points would also be nice.

One thing that I think EA should really work on would be to treat The Sims 3 the same way that Nintendo treats the Animal Crossing game. I feel that EA should have special holiday events in town that occur freely like they did in Animal Crossing. EA could also send packages to our Sims once in awhile, packages that contain special items, or clothing. These things should freely upload into my Sims mailbox; an Internet connection of course would be required.

I will be very angry if EA releases a crap holiday pack, when something like this should have been built in to occur naturally. It is annoying having to add holiday lights to homes, or picking the light up holiday trees to add to yards, when things like this could happen on their own without the need to buy and decorate the town.

Seasons should be matched up to actual seasons we have here in the real world. On Animal Crossing, if the game was set up to wifi, if it was raining in my real life town, it would also rain in my game. Sweet specials like this are crucial is The Sims plans to survive for a round 4.

Such simplistic and charming additions like this would thrill gamers beyond belief and it would have them coming back to the game daily to check out special events.

I have a hunch all of this potential will go ignored.

At any rate, a lot really needs to be added to the game in order for it to hold my interest, and I am sure many, many others feel the same way. Hear us EA, we are getting bored, deliver the goods.

What Was She Thinking? Daisy of Love Recap. Big Rig Sent Home!!!

I have to say I'm kind of glad Daisy eliminated Big Rig, because now it means there is a chance for him and I to get it on. Okay maybe not; but seriously Big Rig was why I tuned in, with his hot eyes, sexy toned body, and killer instincts. Yum yum. Mommy like.

At any rate, you folks are probably here for the recap, so here we go.

This weeks episode throws us into a cook off. The remaining men are all assigned a course to serve Daisy. They have a little help with some caterers, and are off to the kitchen to hopefully impress Daisy with their cooking skills.

12 Pack is assigned to make red velvet cake, Sinister is in charge of making lasagna, ChiChi makes french onion soup, Big Rig makes some sort of quishe, and Flex makes chicken cordon bleu.

After cooking is done, we see ChiChi arranging some flower petals around a table to make it a little more romantic.

Next all of the guys wait patiently at the dinner table for Daisy to arrive. We watch as she manages to shovel the food down past her overblown silicone lips. After trying all of the food made by the men, she lets them all know that the cook off was a challenge, but she cannot pick an official winner because all of the dishes came out deliciously.

The winner of the challenge was supposed to get a date with Daisy, but now that there is no winner Daisy changes it up and asks the men to pick the guy who they think is the most compatible with her, and to also pick the guy who is the least compatible. The rule of course is that they cannot pick themselves.

First up we have ChiChi, who naturally votes for his BFF Sinister. ChiChi also states that Big Rig is the least compatible seeing that he is from a different world than Daisy.

Sinister is up next, and he states that the least compatible is Big Rig as well, and the most compatible is Flex.

ChiChi who is super sensitive storms off. He was expecting his BFF to vote for him as the most compatible, as he did for Sinister. Sort of a whole you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours deal.

Next we see ChiChi hiding in the bathroom where he is either crying, or sniffing lines. We never really get to see what's going on in the bathroom. By the sound of it though it seems that ChiChi is crying.

Sinister tries to comfort him, but the whole scene ends up looking really pitiful.

ChiCh returns to the dinner where the question Daisy asked gets passed to the other men. As it turns out most of them voted for Flex when it came to being the most compatible for Daisy.

The two least compatibles due to vote were ChiChi and Big Rig.

So the result of this whole voting, Flex wins a one on one date with Daisy. Big Rig and ChiChi also get a date seeing that they are the least compatible according to the other men.

Before the night ends though, we switch over to a scene where Sinister is outside with Daisy, ChiChi and 12 Pack. Sinister is screeching away some note while playing his guitar.

Some sort of editing takes place, and we see Daisy walking away with 12 Pack, leaving Sinister behind in the dark.

Sinister freaks out and has himself a wimp fit. He goes inside and lets some of the other guys know that the two walked off alone together to have some sort of make out session, and that 12 Pack took the entire bottle of vodka up into Daisy's room.

He huffs and he puffs, and he goes up to Daisy's room and bangs at the door. He comes bearing a tin cup, and asks for some vodka. Daisy is giving him her usual ugly confused look, which by the way makes her look really fugly.
Before leaving though Sinister slams on the door, not once, not twice, but three times. It was really pathetic looking. Naturally one would assume she would send him packing for displaying such violent rage. At that point for sure, I thought she would be sending him home.

Sinister's rage does not stop there, he goes downstairs where he begins throwing bottles and banging on the walls. Uhm, okay?

The commotion going on leads Daisy to talking with 12 Pack, making out with him a little bit, and then coming downstairs to see what the commotion is all about.

Back outside Daisy meets up with everyone, and Sinister goes on one of his little baby rages again about how he wishes Daisy would pull him aside like she does with 12Pack.

Daisy begins whining like a child about how stressed she is, waa, waa, waa.... and storms off.

Sinister follows her, and I just had to note the really gay way he runs. Haha. He meets up with her before she gets into the house to apologize.

Fast forward to the next morning. Flex and Daisy are ready to leave to go on their date. VH1 must be low on funds, because so far there have not been any cool or fun date places. Everything has been mostly set up in the house. Flex's date takes place out back by the pool where the two have bow and arrow practice.

They end up making out, and talking for a bit.

Nothing really special or note worthy takes place, besides the passing of tongues and convo. Ugh, I nearly puked in my mouth just thinking about it. Flex is too hot to catch whatever lip swelling disease Daisy has.

Anyhow, the next date is with ChiChi and Big Rig. I didn't really pay attention to much during their boring dinner date. Big Rig distracted me with his hotness.

The dinner date is pretty uneventful though. ChiChi and Big Rig have a small tiff, and ChiChi tries to instigate by saying Big Rig is violent. -Whatever-

Next up is eliminations. It's edited to look like Daisy is going to break up the Bromance going on between Sinister and ChiChi. I truly thought Sinister would be sent home, but instead she throws us a curve ball and sends home one of the hottest pieces in the house. Big Rig.

Phew...thank God. I was glad, because now he can get his own show. Haha.

-Rumor has it though that he is dating Marcia from Rock of Love Bus, and Charm School With Ricki Lake? Who knows though?

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Paris Gets Cussed Out On Her New Paris Hilton's My New BFF, Season 2 Show!!!

Gosh darn, with this weeks Paris Hilton's My New BFF episode title of 'Whats On The Inside and The Outside Counts', I was sort of glad when one of the contestants cussed Paris out. In fact, I laughed so hard because it was so unexpected!

Before getting into the episodes funnest scene though, let's rewind back to the very beginning.

Onch walks into the mansion with some weird shiny pink outfit, which really made me puke in my mouth a little because as he walked I could see his Johnson flailing around through the thin clothing material he was wearing. I don't know what, I just assumed that Onch was all woman (as in he had the operation), I guess I was wrong; clearly wrong.

Anyway, Paris cuts in every now and then while she is lounging on a couch, wearing some ridiculous Egyptian looking head pieces, going on a ramble about how outside appearances count just as much as inside personality does, especially when you are in the limelight.

The shallow speech disgusted me, considering the head piece she was wearing. Hello?!

Anyhow, this weeks challenge is pretty lame, and adds nothing to the episode, but its thrown in there, because...well, why not?

Onch takes the girls to some weird room that freaked me out because it was all white and you could not tell where the floor ended, and the walls began. Reminded me of that Daffy Duck cartoon when he erases everything and all you see is his big duck bill flapping away.

Anyhow in the creepy room sits the worlds biggest cupcake. Yum, yum. Paris lets the girls know that inside of the worlds largest cupcake are 3 eggs. The goal is to try and find the eggs before the other girls.

Kaitlyn, Katie, and Desi end up finding the 3 eggs hidden within the giant cupcake. Inside of the eggs are prizes. The cheapest prizes I've ever seen Paris offer her contestants.

Desi opens her egg, and her prize is a lap dance from onch. Yay.

Kaitlyn gets a large pink plastic friendship ring. Yay.

Katie gets to choose whom she wants to put up for discussion for this weeks elimination. Katie chooses Desi. Yay.

A small verbal tiff takes place, where Desi takes on the role of the tough girl role. It ends on a note of 'whatever, she got to choose, so she chose me'. Later on in the confession booth Katie is crying to the camera about how she is afraid of Desi wanting to fight her. Good Lord.

Anyhow, Paris picks Katie to be her pet this week, and gives her the role of putting some new looks together for each and every one of the contestants.

Katie takes on this new job like a clothing Nazi, rambling on about how much fashion sense she has, and how her style is the hottest. Blah blah, gag me. She looks like Audrina Patridge's evil twin...only there is something wrong with that fake airbrush tan. Lay off the tan-in-uh-can hunn-ay!

After putting together some fashion looks for the others, she has to present her fashion sense to Paris.

Paris is not digging it, and it is clear. She hates the bows that Katie added to everyone's hair.

Personally, I did not understand the point of making Katie dress them? It's clear it was to point out how fashion NO Katie was, but seriously, was this necessary? If anything, it was just mean.

After seeing how Katie dressed the others, she lets everyone know they are going to be competing in a pageant.

Before that though she gives the contestants full control over a new makeover for themselves.

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Katie has a crying fit when she sees that Nicole will also be adding bold colorful highlights to her hair. Katie thinks Nicole is copying...however the girl obviously does not get out often, because bold colors in hair is a fashion trend that has been around for nearly a decade, or two. Katie is under the impression that this style is a style 'all her own'. Good lord.

Some got some really neat new makeovers, while others didn't really change much at all.

Nicole thinks it is a beauty pageant, but Paris lets them know it's red carpet. Nicole decides to dress in a pink gown that looked like something Cinderella would have worn to the ball.

I thought it was cute, but not red carpet ready. Prom ready yes.

The other girls all whip together their own personal styles, and all of them looked pretty nice. Stephen looked like something that had fallen out of an old Michael Jackson video though. What was that? Katie looked fashionably odd, but she rocked the strange look, and it was actually rather pretty.

Nicole did the worst with her prom dress, so Paris puts her on discussion. Paris also puts Kristen up for discussion due to her fashion no-no and lack of a makeover. Nicole, Kristen and Desi so far are the 2 contestants up for elimination this week.

Anyhow, during the pageant, Amanda does the best, so she chooses her to go on a special mani/pedi date. Katie who is the pet, also gets to tag along.

During the nail filing scene, Amanda takes over the conversation by crap talking about the other girls. Katie sits silently. Frankly I would have done the same thing. How is talking crap about other people bonding? Katie was at least mature enough to not talk down about her other contestants. I mean hell, last week Paris went on and on about sisterhood. Katie was just being the mature one in the situation.

At any rate, later on Katie is excited that she is safe from elimination. In previous previous episodes, and last seasons episodes, its clear that the pet is safe from elimination. This season however everything is so wishy washy. Rules don't apply anymore, because Paris sends Katie up into the group of those up for discussion due to the lack of 'impressing her' while out on the manicure date.

Next the eliminations take place, and the fun begins.

Paris goes on a mean streak by telling Nicole she is an airhead. However the airhead is safe from elimination. She bounces back to her seat happily. Frankly if I were he, I'd of slapped

No slapping occurs, but some verbal punches are spoken shortly after.

Next Paris tells Desi she is safe. The final 2 are Kristen and Katie. She does not send one home, she tells them both they are eliminated, with a nice shallow TTYN.

However Katie goes off on a crazy cuss out on Paris. Unfortunately its all bleeped out, but I can tell a lot more was said than just F.Off.

The other contestants are shocked, and manage to keep a straight face. I would have died laughing. Katie was sweet, but you could tell from the get go, that she was sweet mixed with spice. Haha! Loves it.

So bye-bye Kristen, and TTYN Katie.

Charm School With Ricki Lake, Recap, Thou Shalt Put It Together


So last night I got to catch the most recent episode of Charm School With Riki Lake (Thou Shalt Put It Together)
and I must say, I was a little shocked at what went down. Shocked in how humble one contestant was, and shocked at how the elimination ceremony went as far as who is sent home.

This weeks challenge the girls are brought to a daycare for under privileged children. They are divided into 2 separate teams, and are given blue prints to set up a swing set for the children. Whomever finishes putting their set together first will be void from expulsion from Charm School.

No one wins the challenge due to the fact that no team was able to get the entire set together (fear not though, the sets will be put up by professionals afterward for the children).

After the long day of attempting to set up the set, Ricki takes all of the remaining girls out to dinner to get to know them all a little better.

Everyone is actually behaving and having a nice conversation with Ricki till K.O slides all of the attention on her with a sad story of how her mother died while giving birth to her. Her story manages to pull on the heart strings of Ricki, and many of the other girls in Charm School. Some however are not as convinced as others, and frankly when she said 'that's probably why I am so giving', was what really got me to raise an eyebrow. At any rate, whatever her story is, it is sad, but like some of the girls stated later on, there are too many inconsistencies. (Details on this further on in recap)

After K.Os speech, Ricki then goes around and asks the girls individually if they could pick anyone to win, besides themselves, who would they pick.

Risky and BayBayBay both put in their votes for K.O (I guess her sad story worked for them). K.O chooses Risky because she feels she has had a similar hard life to hers. Britanya chooses Ashely, Ashley chooses Britanya, Marcia oddly went with Bubbles, and Bubbles went with... uhm....errr... I tend to turn a deaf ear to what comes out of her mouth mostly.

After dinner the girls get drunk, and K.O really gets hammered. If you tuned in last week you know that Marcia made a promise that while she remained in Charm School she would not touch another alcoholic drink, and if she did she would expel herself. She was doing excellent with her word until the partying got going later that evening.

While sitting on the couch, K.O offers her a drink, and lies and says it is cranberry juice. Marcia knew that the drink was more than just juice, so she denies her and storms off.

In all honesty it was a pretty disgusting and foul move on K.O's part, and immediately I thought she should have been expelled for trying to get Marcia to drink. Joke or not, there is nothing funny about it.

Later that same night K.O begins to complain about heart pains, and tells the other girls that her mom died of heart problems, and that she too had heart problems. The girls immediately are confused now, because earlier at dinner she told them all her mom died during child birth. Me thinks someone is hiding something? Hmmm...

The next morning K.O checks herself into the hospital due to the chest pains, while the remaining girls chat about K.O possibly pulling B.S lies on Ricki and themselves.

Later on BayBayBay brings this to Ricki's attention, and states that if Ricki feels that she should go home over any of the other girls, she is okay with that. Bad move! Yikes.

Afterward though, you know that BayBayBay is safe because she was not voted in for discussion.

During the voting of whom would be up on the chopping block, many of the girls choose K.O to be up for discussion due to her inconsistent stories. Risky and Marcia are also chosen for discussion.

Ricki cannot make up her mind, so she decided to ask BayBayBay if she is still willing to offer herself for elimination to save one of the girls up for elimination. Man, it was a sucky move on Ricki's part, and totally unexpected.

BayBayBay says yes, and offers herself up for elimination. It was honestly a bold move, but dayum that girl was put up on the spot...and frankly I don't think she got to think things through before it all happened the way it did. Maybe she forgot, that these girls were competing for $100,000!?!?!?

Anyhow, as she is saying her goodbyes, K.O gives her a hug, and is crying, and offers her, her pin so she can stay.

So who stays? Who goes? Does K.O give up her pin to save BayBayBay, or does BayBayBay take the high road?

The episode was left with the big ole' To Be Continued...

I imagine BayBayBay will walk, but in all honesty I hope she stays. She is one hell of a beautiful strong woman, and I would like to see her take this competition all the way to the win.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Paris Hilton Is My New BFF, Season 2, Episode 2 Recap

((( NOTE: My original content is also found on AC))).

So the season shines on as Paris puts another group of girls through torturous hell. What kind of torture did she whip up for her potential BFF's in episode 2, season 2?

Let's just say Paris is one gross girl, and frankly you'd have to be an idiot to put up with this garbage. But hey, degrading yourself on National TV is cool these days right?

If that's the case, than all of these girls are hella cool.

Before getting into what happened further on during a bachelor party gone wrong, Paris makes her girls a home made blended concoction of diarrhea and makes them drink it.

It's not actually poop, but she puts in caviar, anchovies, pickles and pickle juice, and an assortment of other disgusting foods into a blender, blends it up, and serves it to the girls in a shot glass. Only one of them barfs all over the place, I was expecting more to hurl; sort of like a hurling domino effect, you know, one pukes, another sees puke, and then begins to puke... a big puke fest. I nearly puked just watching it, so I was shocked only 1 contestant yacked it up.

Oddly the girl who yacked up the concoction gets chosen to be Paris' pet. If you can recall the role of the pet from last season, you already know that the pet gets to choose a girl to go up for discussion during the elimination ceremony. Paris has the overall decision, but the pet has some pull.

Due to the fact that she barfed though, the other girls are pissed that she chose Ms. Puke-a-lot over them, to be her pet.

Next Paris had the contestants host a bachelor party for one of her guy friends who will be getting married.

We all know in advance things are going to go horrendously wrong, and naturally they did.

The girls however are not the ones to fully blame this time. Their instructions were to be good hosts at the party. The bachelor, (who I pray is not REALLY getting married, and was some hired pervert actor) was the one attempting to get the girls to give him lap dances, and to kiss him. It was pretty disgusting of him, so this is why I hope his marriage plans were not true.

He gets his wishes, one girl named Monica gives a dirty lap dance, while another one later on makes out with him before the party comes to an end.

The very next day, Paris introduces the bachelors wife to be to the tongue whipping chick. The girl apologizes, sheds a lousy tear, and doesn't even bother to pin the tail on the real ass. The woman's scummy husband to be.

Next we have a really lame show down that takes place in the hot tub between 2 girls, and a drama queen who jumps into the middle of it without an invite.

One ends up crying like a baby and the other is acting all tough because she was pined the role of being Paris' pet.

At any rate, I cannot even recall the girls names, because the show is seriously not that interesting. Maybe Paris should have given them new names, like 12 Pack, or New York. Maybe it would have been easier to remember these contestants if they were patched up with official fake reality TV names! We love fake reality TV names!!!

During eliminations, the girl who made out with the bachelor was sent packing. However Paris does something else which we had never seen before. She scoops up a girl who is not even ON discussion to go home. Monica who did the dirty dirty lap dance was sent packing. Apparently Paris claimed to have seen her private parts, or something like that.

As if we haven't seen hers! Gez. Give the girl a break.

At any rate, poor Monica was sent home in a really harsh and embarrassing manner. No worse than last seasons chicks who were placed in a limo, and silently sent to the airport to go home. Ouch!

So whats in store for us next week?

Superficial makeovers! Yay Kiddies!

Paris Hilton Is My New BFF, Season 2 Premiere Recap

So it turns out Britney Flikinger turned into Britney Flunkinger, as Paris Hilton canned her old BFF and is back once again on VH1 looking for a brand new BFF. Gag me.

Although I think the Paris Hilton is My New BFF show is the lowest form of entertainment VH1 could come up with, I had to remind myself that they also had that ridiculous show called Tough Love, which seemed more like an anti-woman campaign, that showed woman how 'wrong they' were, and how right 'men are'. Ugh, gag me twice.

I decided to give the second season of Paris Hilton is My New BFF, simply because I wanted to find out why a second season was even made. I got my answer quickly into the show, as Paris was fast to announce her old BFF turned into a hungry tiger, or some superficial metaphor like that.

An introduction to a large handful of women took place as one would expect. Off the bat the ones who stuck out the most, were the most annoying ones, as usual. For instance we get introduced to a girl who pretends she's got the voice of a toddler. Just hearing her talk made me want to slap her.

At the pet mansion the girls are greeted by a cast off from last season. Remember the adorable, yet annoying drama queen Onch? Well he is back for some odd reason. I don't know why he got booted, as it is obvious Paris kept him around, after booting him? Or maybe VH1 re-hired him for the position because of popular audience demand.

At any rate he is back and makes appearances. His role is to help Paris along this torturous adventure of finding her a new BFF.

Paris decides to tag along with the groupie as well by attempting to go undercover, by enlarging her nose, and adding a black wig. A blindfolded moron could tell it was her, and I am sure that all of the contestants knew it was her, but due to editing, we'd never know.

Her role was to try and get to know them, without revealing her true self. What it proved is still beyond me?

Anyway, Paris eliminates some blond chick because the baby tiger didn't like her when she forced all of the contestants to go up and pet it.

She was not the only chick eliminated that day though. At the end elimination ceremony she eliminated another girl for not standing out enough.

The first episode was not all too entertaining, if anything it was pretty shallow and shady, but then again, this is her show, so whatever she says goes.

I thought last season was bad when it came to embarrassing torturous challenges, and degrading eliminations, but it looks like season 2 will feature all of that times 10.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Daisy Sends Fox Home For Lying About Girlfriend

Although Daisy of Love has so far been the worst spin-off show VH1 has ever manifested, I have been following it primarily because I thing Big Rig is hot (although I think he looks like a total poser whenever he puts on eyeliner!).

Daisy herself looks like she got some form of plastic surgery, and she looks like a gross fake old lady. Maybe she always looked this way, but I could have sworn she was hot on Rock of Love.

Anyhow, this weeks episode had no challenge in it. The remaining men were set to go on private dates with Daisy. 12 Pack got a special separate date with Daisy, most likely because VH1 didn't want to be sued over last weeks cage fighting fiasco when Big Rig punched 12 Pack right in the face without a helmet on.

Anyhow, the special date included some weird freak show which included 12 Pack in a speedo (as usual), and Daisy in some sort of sexy lingerie. It was a gross freaks romp, that would have made for good TV had we not already seen 12 Pack in a speedo, and Daisy with her fake ta-ta's nearly exposed.

After this weird freaky date, Daisy and 12 Pack return to the mansion where Sinister is waiting upstairs with a guitar in hand to play Daisy a song he made about her.

After a few moments of Sinister's ferret like screeching, a stupid edited clip of London....the guy who looked like a Goth version of Pee-Wee Herman, singing his Daisy song. This would be like the 3rd or 4th time he has been lamely edited into the show. Wonder why VH1? Plan on helping the homeless guy out by giving him a spin-off? God spare us.

Anyhow shortly afterward, Daisy is scheduled to go on some sort of dinner date with a few of the guys, while a few are left behind.

Sinister and ChiChi had been plotting earlier about picking up the phone when it rang. After the cat came out of the bag last week about Fox potentially having a girlfriend back home (he lied to Daisy and said they were through), they plot to pick up Fox's call to try and get one of his friends to admitting to Fox actually having a girlfriend.

The plot comes through smoothly when Fox's actual girlfriend rings in. Flex runs out to interrupt the dinner date she is having with the other men. Daisy answers the phone, and has a convo with Fox's girlfriend. Daisy returns to the dinner to tell Fox he has a phone call. The look on his face makes it obvious that he already knows who rang in. His gal.

Daisy sits near him while he talks with his girlfriend, and pretends to dump her over the phone. It was really pathetic.

Daisy ends up sending him home for having a girlfriend back home, and for lying about the whole thing. It was a lack luster episode, and can only make viewers laugh. How many guys has Daisy actually sent home? Like 3 since the show began?! Everyone else seems to be ejecting themselves out of the house.

Fox in particular was there to try and get famous and was going to leave on his own terms last week. When a buddy told him to rough it out or something, he decided to stay. Brooklyn had a love toy back home and left on his own terms, Flipper flipped out, and eliminated himself after his mental self beat down, London bounced early for not getting the attention he so thought he deserved, and Cage left because he was humiliated.

Wow! I think this is VH1's very first slap in the teeth. I think viewers have finally grown bored of the spin-off looking for love shows, and the contestants are using such shows in hopes of getting their own (or a record contract like Daisy did). The cycle is getting pretty repetitive, and boring.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

A Hearty Thank You

Seeing that the popularity of this blog of mine has grown over the past few months, I wanted to give a hearty thank you to those of you whom are reading, and those of you whom actually stop back more than once.

In all honesty I did not think anyone would even find my blog, so it's pretty cool to know that there are others out there like me, who just love sleaze reality TV, celeb blunders, and reading the ramblings of a no one. Haha!

Seriously though, thank you all.

Maybe when this blog hits some sort of woderous hit milestone, I'll set up some sort of contest for my readers to enter. I just have to figure out how first. Haha.
: )

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Kristen Cavallari Coming To The Hills For Season 6!!!

As if Lauren Conrad didn't hate Kristen Cavallari enough in Laguna Beach; MTV decided to really throw it in LC's face by bringing Kristen Cavallari on board to Lauren's show The Hills!

I understand that The Hills is all about ratings, but seriously? Seriously!?

Season 5 was Lauren Conrad's last and final episode of The Hills, however The Hills will continue. It's been assumed that Kristen will be taking the leading role in Falls season 6. I'm however hoping that this was just how they edited it. I'd rather see the leading lady go to Audrina...or hell, even Stephanie Pratt!

At any rate, by the looks of previews from next season it appears that Kristen will come to take The Hills by storm. Lot's of drama, lots of fighting, and a skinny little blond girl trying to act all tough. Kristen may bring the drama, but by the looks of her, she's like a chihuahua - more bark than bite.

Season 5 ended with Kristen acting as if she was interested in Justin Bobby. It sounded all to scripted when she was mentioning how upstanding he seemed. At any rate, its obvious that the beginning drama will involve Kristen and Audrina. Surprise, surprise.

I think LC left at the right time. I'm hoping she got too tired of living the scripted life. Yawn.

Will fans tune in to this falls season 6?

In my opinion it is anyones guess. People may tune in to hopefully catch glimpses of their favorites. People may tune in because they actually like Kristen. Like with Laguna Beach though, I think introducing newbies into the show could cause its ratings to tank.

What was Laguna Beach without LC?

A failure waiting to happen.

What will The Hills be without LC?

A failure waiting to happen.

Monday, June 1, 2009

XBox Fluid Sounds Awesome!

The wold is buzzing about the unveiling of one of the coolest XBox 360 gadgets to ever hit the market! It;s being called the XBox Fluid and this nifty little gadget is sure to impress even the most picky gamers there are.

XBox Fluid is like something out of an old scifi movie. A technology advancement that gamers probably did not imagine they would see on the market for a very, very long time. A technology however that gamers have dreamed about for decades. Will the XBox Fluid deliver our wildest dreams?

What The Buzz Is All About:

The XBox Fluid works similar to how the Nintendo Wii controllers work. It incorporates players movement right into the games, only the XBox Fluid is one step ahead of the Wii considering the fact that no controllers will be needed. You will need nothing more than the device and...Just your body!

That's right folks, hands free gaming. The XBox Fluid instead captures the movements of the players by using a built in camera. When you move, the game will respond, and this nifty invention is sure to be an all star winner when it comes to gaming. Like the Wii, players will get a closer sense of virtual reality, control, and will likely get a pretty sick workout as well. Similar to the Nintendo Wii, the XBox Fluid takes gamers off of the couch and drops them right smack dab into the action.

The XBox Fluid is being unveiled today June 1st at the E3 Expo, and enthusiasts will likely be able to find a ton of hands on previews of what the Fluid is all about. As of now, all we know is that it will (and is) be one of the most wanted items before it even hits shelves.

I am pretty excited to take a look at some hands on reviews on the XBox Fluid, I am keeping my fingers crossed and praying that the device will be executed in a flawless manner, which for years has been a gamers dream.

Imagine finally being able to slaughter enemies in a game using the motions of your own fists. If done properly this is exactly what the XBox Fluid will deliver, and it is the next gigantic step into gaming technology! Are you ready?! I know I am!