"Hello fat belly, time to get you in shape fat belly!" I looked down, I used to be able to see my girly slit, but now I see fat belly, and fat belly seemed to be taking over. I had to put a stop to it! I wanted to see my girl thing, I haven't seen her in far too long.
Yep, that was me a few months ago. I had a pouch, a poke, a belly
growth. Nope, I wasn't pregnant either, but you would think it, I was
eating for two.
Before actually trying to loose weight the RIGHT way, I tried it the
lazy way. Promises on diet pill bottles. I tried em' all, stacker one,
two, three, two ,one, metabolife, ginko bilobosomething with ginseng,
cider diet pills, tea diet pills.... It seemed the only ones that worked
they banned, those SOBS! You know you ephedra morons, you'll die if you
swallow the whole bottle of anything! Ugh!
Anyways, they never worked, but when Relacore hit my television set
with a commercial telling me my weight gain was from stress, I believed
it! Oh yeah those 2 dinners I had been having every night had nothing to
do with it...heavens no, I'm stressed! Lady on the TV with thin thighs
and flat tummy, you's is right! A bulging midsection is not my fault!
Hehe, I like her, she's perdy. She knows me.
I ran off to CVS in hopes that I would find this wonder pill, this
pill that blames stress on my fat and not me. My jaw dropped when I saw
the price, nearly $40.00 for a pack of pills. However when I began
reading the promises on the bottle, again I was sucked in. It promised a
significant weight loss in 30 days. Oh yeah.
When I got home, I popped one pill and downed it with a glass of soda. My diet pill diet officially starts NOW. Uh-Hehe. I patted my tum, and let out a burp. Oh that burp made me feel thinner. They must be working.
I didn't feel any less stress, I didn't feel any happier, I felt the
same, so I took another pill. 2 is okay to take. As I sifted the bottle
upside down a piece of paper fell out, a bunch of booyah about how diet
and exercise should be done in order to see faster/better results.
Dammit, the message in the diet pill bottle. We all know what they
mean. They mean if you don't do some exercise, and if you don't diet
while taking these pills ain't nothing gunna happen. Great.
I may have lost weight, because in my head I thought they'd work, but
once I saw the message of doom, I knew... fat belly was staying fat
belly. I chucked the pills and got my big gut onto the treadmill. I knew
that I was going to have to take this one step...or sprint at a time.
There is no magical diet pill, I'm not stressed, I'm just a greedy ass,
and it is about time I do something about it.
I continued to take Relacore for a few weeks while dieting and
exercising only because in my head they were the reason for my weight
loss. In all reality, I'm the reason. I began eating normal sized meals,
and exercising every other day. The Relacore pills now sit somewhere in
some local dump. I chucked them out, and realized I had to stop relying
on false pills that promised weight loss.
I never looked it up though, didn't care too. If you want to loose
weight, don't think Relacore is gong to aid you in your quest. If you
are dieting and exercising while taking Relacore, stop giving your
credit to a pill.
The FDA didn't even approve of these pills, and high levels of
cortisol (the ingredient in Relacore) has some serious health issues you
may want to know about. Visit http://www.dietbites.com/Diet-Articles-6/relacore-review.html to read Relacores side effects.