So it turns out Britney Flikinger turned into Britney Flunkinger, as Paris Hilton canned her old BFF and is back once again on VH1 looking for a brand new BFF. Gag me.
Although I think the Paris Hilton is My New BFF show is the
lowest form of entertainment VH1 could come up with, I had to remind
myself that they also had that ridiculous show called Tough Love,
which seemed more like an anti-woman campaign, that showed woman how
'wrong they' were, and how right 'men are'. Ugh, gag me twice.
I decided to give the second season of Paris Hilton is My New BFF,
simply because I wanted to find out why a second season was even made. I
got my answer quickly into the show, as Paris was fast to announce her
old BFF turned into a hungry tiger, or some superficial metaphor like
An introduction to a large handful of women took place as one would
expect. Off the bat the ones who stuck out the most, were the most
annoying ones, as usual. For instance we get introduced to a girl who
pretends she's got the voice of a toddler. Just hearing her talk made me
want to slap her.
At the pet mansion the girls are greeted by a cast off from last
season. Remember the adorable, yet annoying drama queen Onch? Well he is
back for some odd reason. I don't know why he got booted, as it is
obvious Paris kept him around, after booting him? Or maybe VH1 re-hired
him for the position because of popular audience demand.
At any rate he is back and makes appearances. His role is to help
Paris along this torturous adventure of finding her a new BFF.
Paris decides to tag along with the groupie as well by attempting to
go undercover, by enlarging her nose, and adding a black wig. A
blindfolded moron could tell it was her, and I am sure that all of the
contestants knew it was her, but due to editing, we'd never know.
Her role was to try and get to know them, without revealing her true self. What it proved is still beyond me?
Anyway, Paris eliminates some blond chick because the baby tiger
didn't like her when she forced all of the contestants to go up and pet
She was not the only chick eliminated that day though. At the end
elimination ceremony she eliminated another girl for not standing out
The first episode was not all too entertaining, if anything it was
pretty shallow and shady, but then again, this is her show, so whatever
she says goes.
I thought last season was bad when it came to embarrassing torturous
challenges, and degrading eliminations, but it looks like season 2 will
feature all of that times 10.