The first 2 episodes of Jersey Shore- Italy, were semi boring. We
watched as Sam hopelessly devoted her time to pushing herself onto Ron,
while he managed to use what brain he has left in denying her advances,
and Mike sort of farted around in his Abercrobmie bejeweled ensemble.
Kind of a yawn fest.
But in other news, Abercrombie is willing to pay Mike to stop wearing
their clothes. However it seems to me, the sludge of a company was just
looking for some Jersey Shore limelight scrappings. If anything, their
brand will sell more because of these sleazeballs.
The heat however finally picked back up when Ron and Sam go out for a
romantic dinner on a rooftop, where they of course get back together to
start over. So much for single Ronnie.
Meanwhile, at the club the night before, Mike meets 2 blond twins.
Nothing happens though, until the following morning when one of them
calls. Ronnie pretends to be Mike, and invites them over. They actually
show up and Mike is weirded out by it, and labels them stalkers.
Poor Mike though, he doesn't really get to hook up with either one of
them, because of the explosive turn of events that happens later on in
the evening after heading home from the club. Instead of hooking up with
Mike, one of the twins is pulled away by Deena, whom ends up making out
with the girl on the dance floor.
Back at the house, Mike escorts one to his room, but the moment Snooki
is told that Mike is telling everyone in the house that she cheated on
Jionni with him, the blond basically ends up sitting in the room, while
an explosive fight between Mike and Snooki takes place.
Meanwhile back up into the Deena, Pauly, Vinnie room, we find Deena
and her twin making out. Deena goes downstairs though for some food, and
comes back up to find her twin on top of Vinnie, doing God knows what.
Deena gets mad, and beckons the twin back into her bed. Uh-oh, pantie
malfunction!!!
It was probably the most disgusting episode of sexually transmitted
disease swapping I have ever witnessed. I was however left with the
impression that twin #1 or was it #2- had no self worth, or was just
willingly passing around STD's to anyone who cared to contract it. Filth
and trash are 2 words that come to mind. I could name more, but I am
sure once this poor pigeon sees herself in this episode... maybe she
will clean it up... or not?
When Deena suddenly gets cold feet, she tells the girl to hop back
into bed with Vinnie, where naturally she willingly does. Yeah... momma
must be proud.
Anyhow, besides the twin swapping slob, the episode doesn't really
include much more. Mike and Snooki hate one another now, or perhaps
Snooki just hates Mike. No one in the house knows who to believe... Mike
or Snooki... but knowing her track record... and I do love the funny
little chick, I have to side with Mike. I don't think he would just pull
this out of the air and make it up. Regardless though, the truth will
come out, probably in the next episode.
This Weeks Highlights:
Snooki hates Mike now
Ron and Sam are lovers again
Vinnie and Deena swap the same chick back and forth
Ron rats on Mike
JWOW is still very skinny
That is all.
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