We are already up to episode 2 in Jersey Shore, which technically should be called Miami Shore, but MTV knew they couldn't go and change names on their audience's.
The thing is, after The Hills, and learning we had all been duped, I
tend to lean more against Jersey Shore lately, due to the fact that I
don't know if MTV is going to pull another fake reality, ha-ha, we got
you joke, at the end of the series.
Anyhow, season 2 episode 2 began pretty much where it ended off on the lack luster premiere.
Ronni apparently crawled out of Sammi's bed to let the others know he
did not remember anything that happened the night before, that he had a
'Snooki night'. At any rate, for those who missed it, Ronni ended up
having a disgusting 3 way kiss with 2 grenades (a term for ugly girls).
He decides it is best at this point to not let Sammi know of his three
way tongue twister. Granted the two are not together anymore, its
pretty obvious she still loves him, and Ronni himself still has feelings
for her, even though he likes a Grenade every now and again.
At any rate, Sammi prods at the guys trying to get information on what
happened the night before at the club with Ronni. They do not lie, but
they just withhold the whole three way Ronni tongue twister.
Meanwhile for some reason the camera cuts over to the Snooki and JWow
who are out shopping at some sort of unique shop that sells clothing
that looked like it had been gnawed on by large rodents. The highlight
of the shopping excursion was that Snooki spends nearly $400 on a really
stupid, ugly pair of white sunglasses that are literately covered in
crystals, so much so that she cannot see while wearing them. Yeah. Good
Back at home Mike places tonight's dinner into the fridge, saying
something along the lines of it being a miracle if it does not fall on
the floor when someone opens the fridge. Snooki and JWow return home,
and Snooki's famous pickle craving goes into effect. She opens the
fridge looking for pickles, and low and behold Mikes masterpiece lands
on the floor.
Heading back to Ronni and Sammi's drama.
Sammi decided to go snooping through Ronni's telephone book, like the
psycho ex that she is. In it she finds Ronni's other ex girlfriends
phone number, and like a psycho ex, she confronts him on it in her
whining dramatic entry into his room.
Ronni tries being nice about it while Sammi goes off on some retarded
tyranny about how horrid he is, and what he did was wrong. No sane
person could figure out what the hell she was talking about though,
considering the fact that they are NOT together?
At any rate, Pauly D and Mike discuss it like it's discussion worthy.
Instead of discussing how psycho Sam was, they discuss how Ronni should
have prepared for something like that, by not leaving his phone book out
like that by the phone.
Nothing eventful goes on next, just Ronni confessing to Angelina that
he feels bad about what happened, and how he does not want Sammi to find
out about the 3 way bomb kiss that occurred at the club.
Now we must gather around the pool, and watch as the girls one by one
go off on Angelina for all of her crap talking. Apparently Angelina had
been talking smack about the cast after the first season ended.
It ends with a really stupid, and uneventful threat by JWow. Yup. JWow
tells her she is going to beat her up, and to sleep with one eye open.
Angelina then exits the area to answer a phone call. The rest are
still gathered around the pool, everyone but Angelina, Sammi and Ronni.
Next what we have is a laugh fest of information. No one knew about
what happened with Ronni at the club but the guys and Angelina. Mike who
is dying to let the others know about the Grenade situation, is hushed
The following morning, we learn that instead ow working out of a
T-shirt shop, that the crew of misfit's will instead be working at a
Gelato shop, scooping up ice cream for Miami Shore all summer long. As
we know though, this won't stop them from creating drama.
The following night the gang goes out to a club. This consisted of
Mike, Pauly D, and Angelina. If the others were present I wouldn't know I
was too busy watching Angelina make a moron of herself while dry
humping and but bumping other women who offer her some shots. Likely
only for air time.
Mike is dancing with a girl who decides to bite him, then flash the
camera her fish sticks. Luckily they blurred it out. How classy.
Pauly D however catches an even classier broad. I really cannot wait
to read the online media about this dirty engaged girl though. That's
right, Pauly D is dancing and swapping spits with a loosey goosey. You
see this girl is engaged, and apparently has no morals. I hope the poor
bastard who was thinking of wedding that pig dumped her a long time ago.
Who does that?
At any rate, this infuriates Angelina for some odd reason(recap back
to season 1 when we learned she was with a married man), and she
confronts Pauly in the club. Angelina gets really drunk and takes her
anger out once again on Pauly D back at home. Its clear she is jealous,
and wishes she could have been that classless broad who was kissing
Pauly. The world already knows the 2 have hooked up in the past, but
apparently she is not over him just yet.
The scene ends with her slapping Pauly in the face, then getting
yelled at by Pauly outside where she decides to follow him after the
slap goes down.
There we have it folks. Miami Shore.
This weeks highlights included:
Snooki's ugly glasses
JWOW is pretty without makeup on
Pauly D hooks up with a dirty classless pig. Can someone say STD?
Mike gets bit
Sammi's psycho behavior