I'm sorry Miami Shore, (AKA Jersey Shore, season 2) is failing to impress me this season, with the non stop whining from Sam, and the non-stop focus on the Sam and Ronni relations. Yawn. Enough is enough in that department.
When they brought Angelina back into the mix, I thought the show would
suck, but as it turns out, I'm having a better time watching her antics
than I am anyone else.
At any rate, you came here for episode 3, season 2, of Jersey Shore, so here we go, sorry about my rant like intro.
We begin this episode basically right where we left off on episode 2,
when Angelina slapped Pauly and followed both him and Mike outside to
continue on her drunken rage like squabbling. Sadly she is outnumbered
and gets a loud mouthy fest of yelling from both Mike and Pauly.
Eventually JWOW enters the scene, and complains that the yelling woke
Now initially as a viewer, and knowing JWOW's past history, I sort of
just figured she would smack Angelina and shut her up. Instead everyone
heads inside, leaving Angelina outside alone looking stupid and
confused. JWOW of course puts in one final lackluster blow about how she
would beat Angelina down if she was not drunk. Yeah, spare me... show
me the fists!!!
Anyhow, the following morning, instead of focusing on the aftermath of
the Angelina and Pauly situation, we head on over to the gelato shop
where Vinny and JWOW are working.Nothing remarkable happens here. JWOW
complains about the uniform, and Vinny happily scoops gelato.
Now back to the situation at hand.
Angelina is sitting on the couch near Mike, and goes on to tell him
she does not know why everyone is ignoring her, that she was drunk and
remembers nothing from last night. Yeah sure. It's the best plot we have
going on though, so I take it for what it is.
Mike explains what happened, and Angelina is shocked, or acting as
shocked as possible. She decides to seek out Pauly to apologize to him
about what happened. He takes her apology, but you can tell by his loud
tone, and annoyed demeanor that h does not really mean it. Pauly does
however let her know, bitterly that he wants her to go her way, and him
to go his way, and that he does not want to hang out with her. Bing,
Next we shoot on over to a local Miami barbershop where Vinny and
Ronni are getting haircuts. Why this scene was even thrown in there is
beyond me. Apparently their 15 minutes of fame made them boring, or
maybe MTV is tying to squash them by delivering boring footage.
Now back at the house, Mike and Pauly call a house meet where the 2
discuss allowing Angelina into the crowd of girls. We never got an
inside look at why the change of heart, but it is obvious that they are
looking to pawn her off to the girls, so they do not have to deal with
Later on that night at a club, Snooki makes the first bold move
at trying to accept Angelina into the crowd. Now last week MTV fed us
some footage that tried tricking us into thinking that Angelina declined
apologizing for her talking poorly of the rest of the cast last year.
Instead what we got though was Angelina apologizing t Snooki, and JWOW
for her bad mouthing. After the apology, everyone is good with one
another, and they go and dance, and have a good time.
Meanwhile, the cameras shoot on over to Ronni and Sam. Sam is sitting
down looking aggravated with Ron...as usual. I'm sorry, but the puss on
her face would have annoyed me too. Ronni is not having it either
apparently, he calls her a B word, and tells her to go home.
Sam who clearly does not like the night life, decides to go home. She
makes her way to her bed, where she pouts about it till Ronni comes home
and asks to smooch.
Little did she know that he was bumping and grinding on every girl at
the club who gave him any attention. Once again, he swapped spits with
some random. It's only a matter of time till we see small herpes bumps
forming on his mouth.
Anyhow, while Ronni cuddles up in Sam's bed, Snooki and Vinny are
drunkenly flirting while sitting on a bean bag chair. The nasty part is
that while Snooki is groping at Vinny, she is also on the phone with her
The two eventually end up in Vinny's room, where they make whoopie. That is basically the highlight in this episode.
The following morning
We coast on over to the gelato shop where we watch Ronni admiring
Sammi's gelato scooping skills. We cut to some one on one with Ronni and
the camera alone, where he goes into small details about what he loves
That day at the shop, he tells her that she is his girlfriend. Silly,
naive Sam... you start to feel sorry for her at this point, because she
smiles, and more than likely, they will smooch later on.
Later that night
Mike, Vinny and Pauly dub it MVP night, as it is convenient
considering their names begin with those letters. Angelina however wants
to intrude on MVP night by inviting herself along, even though its
quite obvious they do not want her present.
They ditch her, and leave her behind, and end up in a local club, where all of them dub the place full of grenades.
Instead of moving on to another club, the guys stake out the place and
bring home some girls who I suppose they considered not as grenadish.
They bring a few girls home, and they all hop into the hot tub. Pauly
is flirting with a girl heavily, while Mike and Vinny sit back and
realize that there is a hot tub full of grenades. A final highlight
occurs when one of the girls fake gel boob is found floating around the
jacuzzi, and everyone laughs, and makes fun of it. It's obvious who's it
is, as the camera keeps zooming in on her. Poor girl, she was the
prettiest one they found too.
The following morning we have Sam and Ronni laying in bed together
looking all cozy. The guys are all going out though, and they want Ronni
to come. He says he is not going, but then swiftly changes his mind and
decides to go. Sammi is mad, as usual, and pouts in bed again.
Ronni goes out, and creeps on other girls, this time though, Snooki
and JWOW see him acting out this way, and contemplate on telling Sam.
Snooki decides to confront Ronni, and he slightly pushes her away. Tah
This weeks highlights:
Snooki and Vinny have sex
A gel boob floats in the jacuzzi