The cast of Jersey Shore is back yet again, for a third season of the show. Last season was steamy, and drama lurked around every corner, but why MTV continued to call it Jersey Shore, when the heat was boiling in Miami is still any ones guess.
Season 3 brings out beloved cranky cast back to Jersey, where fans once again will watch the cast go wild.
The very first episode aired last night, and unlike last season, the
show does not start off slow and boring. In fact the tension and heat is
sizzling from the get go.
Ronnie and Sam are still together, which I have to admit is
shocking. They seem happy though, and as much as I could not stand their
bickering, and Sam's boring demeanor last season, I was glad to see
that they seemed on good terms, as boyfriend and girlfriend. Like Snooki
says later on though, as soon as Ron is drunk, he becomes single again.
So we will see...we will see if Sammy girl has him as whipped as it
Snookers is not coming alone this season, she brings her bestie Deena,
who seems promising as a firecracker in the very first few moments we
are introduced to her. She is short like Snooki, dresses like Snooki,
and has a personality similar to hers, but not quite as endearing. For
now though, I like her, and her presence fits, unlike last season when
Angelina was in the house.
At any rate, the season starts off like the past 2 seasons, we meet up
with the cast at their homes and watch them pack for a moment, and set
off on their road trips to Jersey.
We're Goin Back To Jersey Bitcheeesss!!!!
Ronnie and Sam are the first to arrive to the house, and
instead of being gracious, Sam picks one of the 3 bedroom rooms, leaving
only one bed available, which immediately you know that this is going
to be awkward, as whomever shows up last will have to room with them.
JWOW walks in next, oh the irony. Instead of being normal human
beings, Ronnie tells Sam to go upstairs, to basically hide from her in a
way, and he leaves her standing in the bedroom, while he dodges off to
the bathroom. Wow!
She makes her way up the stairs, and the scene cuts to Sam alone in an
isolation room stating how Jennie is going to shit her pants when she
sees her. However the only person looking worried or about to drop a
load in their pants is Sam.
JWOW does not even really see her, but she apparently does, because she stops in the hallway and lets out a loud 'ew'.
Apparently the 2 still are hating on one another. Jennie makes her way
back downstairs and claims the other room containing 3 beds.
Shortly after that, Vinny comes wobbling in with a shower caddy that breaks the tension and causes a few laughs. Not too long after his arrival comes Pauly.
Once Pauly and Vinny settle in, they immediately begin discussing how
messed up it was of Ron and Sam to pick one of the only 2, 3 bed rooms.
Pauly and Vinny room together in the final 2 bedroom room, and actually
feel sorry for Mike, whom they know is now stuck in the only available
room with Ron and Sam.
Mike arrives afterward, and is clearly pissed off at the rooming situation. "It could have been the MVP (Mike, Vinny Pauly) room, but Ron and Sam messed that all up."
Ron and Sam seem completely unaffected by this though. Why they did
not just choose the 2 bed room is still beyond me. Sam the hermit
usually likes being alone anyway.
Once the entire cast is settled in, and the room situation is over and
done with, we watch as everyone gets acquainted with Deena. Everyone is
polite, they seem to like her well enough, oh, everyone but Sam, who I
was going to like again at first, till I noticed what a bitchy
unwelcoming welcome she gave to the newbie Deena.
During dinner, Deena is outside sitting across from Sam while everyone
eats, and Deena begins to ask Sam where she is from. Instead of being a
normal human being, she gives her short answers in a rude, bitchy tone.
Deena picks up on it immediately.
Sam walks away after Deena begins to continue to ask her where she is
from. It was rude, disgusting, and so ridiculous. It made me wonder what
type of meds Sam was on. Diet pills usually make people irritable and
Denna is miffed by it, and she calls her out about it later on inside
at the dinner table. Sam once again gets up and walks away. We find her
later on in her usual spot, mourning on her bed, whining to Ron about
how much she hates everyone.
The party downstairs continues, while Ron sits upstairs with the drama
queen, missing out on the fun. How original. I was praying the cameras
did not focus on this pitiful event for too long.
Vinny is in the hot tub with Snooki and Deena, and the flirting
between the 2 get heavy. Snooki is jealous because clearly she had
formed more than just friends feelings for Vinny.
She confronts him, and mentions how he had sex with her best friend, and she walked in and caught them about a week ago.
Snooki complains to him, which breaks up the sexual chemistry between
him and Deena. Deena does not let it stop her though, she turns to Mike
and begins flirting with him. She begins to moan about a hat she wants,
and asks him to help her find it.
Meanwhile Snooki is still giving Vinny the third degree. She tries to
put her arms around him, and he tells her he cannot hook up with her
because he is going to hook up with other girls, and he does not want
her to get hurt. She seems mad, but unphased all the same. She gets out
of the hot tub and stomps away.
Back in the house, Deena finds her cowboy hat, and begins to remove
her clothes for Mike. He sees the 'goods' on the first day, and actually
admits to finding her awkwardly cute. However the 2 do not hook up.
The night is about to come to an end, and Mike makes his way into his
bed. Sam and Ron are in theirs, no shock there. Moments after Mike lays
down, Deena comes strolling in complaining that she wants to cuddle with
him. Sam begins to chuckle, and Deena gets offended.
"She's laughing at me!"
And this is where the drama begins, and after Sam admits, that yes she
is in fact laughing at her, Deena stomps downstairs to let Snooki and
the others know what a bitch Sam is.
Deena continues to yell loudly, and Sam is upstairs with Ron listening
in on it. Mike of course comes downstairs to get right in on the drama.
He does not instigate, he just listens to it all unfold.
Suddenly Ron comes barging down the stairs like a meatball, and begins
yelling at Deena. Something about 'this is my house' blah blah... it
was probably the lamest crap I ever had to endure, and exactly as I was
thinking, Deena states, 'why the hell is Sam having her boyfriend fight
Sam naturally steps in afterward, and the chicken gobbling is on. Sam
thinks she is tough, and she ends up looking like a moron. Her and Deena
begin to throw words back and forth, and suddenly Snooki steps in.
Snooki begins calling Sam a bitch over and over again, with power
behind each sentence building. I do not know what happened, but suddenly
JWOW's name is in Sam's mouth, and Sam once again tries to act all
tough by saying she will punch her in the face again.
This set JWOW off immediately, and she charges her. JWOW gets a good
hit in, but misses slightly. I was once again aggravated though because I
thought JWOW would just floor her this time. The fight seemed as
pathetic as the one from last season.
We are left mid-fight though, and will not see who wins till next week.